
Tell me how you really feel, Governor. It's a little more subtle than Cheney, but not subtle enough.
Honestly, it's a little funny. And at least he's not advocating torture.
Bureaucratic obscenity at it's best: exposing government stupidity and indecency.


Chattanooga police search for clues in the bold robbery of prescription painkiller from a local pharmacy.
Investigators say the hold-up of the Rite Aid Pharmacy at 5441 Highway 153 happened around 8pm Monday night. Employees say a white male jumped the pharmacy counter and brandished a small silver pocket knife. He demanded all of the Oxycontin in the pharmacy. After getting the medication, he jumped the counter and fled the store.
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People who use marijuana for medical purposes and those who distribute it to them should not face federal prosecution, provided they act according to state law, the Justice Department said Monday in a directive with far-reaching political and legal implications.
In a memorandum to federal prosecutors in the 14 states that make some allowance for the use of marijuana for medical purposes, the department said that it was committed to the “efficient and rational use” of its resources and that prosecuting patients and distributors who are in “clear and unambiguous compliance” with state laws did not meet that standard.




"I'm not a racist," Bardwell told the newspaper. "I do ceremonies for black couples right here in my house. My main concern is for the children."
Bardwell, stressing that he couldn't personally endorse the marriage, said his wife referred the couple to another justice of the peace.
"We would like him to resign," she said. "He doesn't believe he's being racist, but it is racist."




King: Are you saying capitalism is a failure?
Moore: Yes. Capitalism. Yes. Well, I don't have to say it. Capitalism, in the last year, has proven that it's failed. All the basic tenets of what we've talked about the free market, about free enterprise and competition just completely fell apart. As soon as they lost, essentially, our money, they came running to the federal government for a bailout -- for welfare, for socialism. And I thought the basic principle of capitalism was that it's a sink-or-swim situation.