Thursday, December 31, 2009

More skewers of glenn beck


It never hurts my feelings when someone has something funny to say about Glenn Beck, whether it's Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, The Onion or even SuperNews! or South Park.

It scares me that he is the most watched Cable News program. Of course, unlike his listeners, it's not due to overwhelming paranoia.

South Park Dances with Smurfs

Monday, December 28, 2009

Finally - wait, wait gets some press

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I have long been a fan of Wait Wait... Don't Tell Me! through their podcast on iTunes (Link requires iTunes). Their take on current events and political foibles has kept me laughing for some time. Now it appears that CNN has taken a liking to them too.

What's not to like. It's hilarious, spontaneous, disrespectful, and it deals with what I deal with here: political "obscenity".

"Wait Wait," which is now concluding its 12th year, has gained a sizable following by channeling the news through its thoughtful comedic sensibilities.

In front of a live audience, host Peter Sagal quizzes phone contestants on newsmakers and news topics, presented in often offbeat ways. Winners get the priceless honor of NPR newsman Carl Kasell's voice on their home answering machines. Three panelists, from a revolving list of about a dozen, also try to answer news questions, and each week the show welcomes a celebrity to play on a phone contestant's behalf.

On a recent trip to Atlanta -- the show travels from its Chicago home base about a dozen times a year -- all the principals were in place. Sagal, Kasell and the show's staff lingered on stage at the city's Cobb Energy Centre on a Thursday afternoon and ran through the script for the week's program, which would start at 7:30 p.m. In a small dining room nearby, "Wait Wait" panelists Amy Dickinson, Roy Blount Jr. and Charles P. Pierce prepared their stories for the episode's "Bluff the Listener" game.

If you haven't checked out Wait, Wait, give it a chance, because when you deal with the obscenity of Washington, sometimes laughter is the only way to stay sane.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

Colbert uncovers lack of privacy from government

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England must be giving us lessons on violating privacy. Stephen Colbert has really unraveled some nasty stuff.

Where is Jon Stewart on this? If there is anything a serious issue like this needs it's more humor.

Monday, December 14, 2009

Hehe - lost bush e-mails found

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If you're going to "lose" something, make sure you get better geeks who know how to truly lose something.

It appears President Bush didn't have the right geeks:
Computer technicians have found 22 million missing White House e-mails from the administration of President George W. Bush and the Obama administration is searching for dozens more days' worth of potentially lost e-mail from the Bush years, according to two groups that filed suit over the failure by the Bush White House to install an electronic record keeping system.

The two private groups — Citizens for Responsibility and Ethics in Washington and the National Security Archive — said Monday they were settling the lawsuits they filed against the Executive Office of the President in 2007.

It will be years before the public sees any of the recovered e-mails because they will now go through the National Archives' process for releasing presidential and agency records. Presidential records of the Bush administration won't be available until 2014 at the earliest.

According to the AP, Obama doesn't pull any punches. Damn!

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Brilliant! spend our way out of debt

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President Obama has suggested that we spend our way out of recession:
President Barack Obama outlined major new government stimulus and jobs proposals on Tuesday, saying the nation must continue to "spend our way out of this recession."

Without giving a price tag, Obama proposed a package of new spending for highway, bridge and other infrastructure projects, deeper tax breaks for small businesses and tax incentives to encourage people to make their homes more energy efficient.

"We avoided the depression many feared," Obama said in a speech at the Brookings Institution, a Washington think tank. But, he added, "Our work is far from done."

Excellent plan! I like to spend my way out of debt too. After all, that is the root cause of the recession: increased risk due to aggressive spending, high levels of debt, and a lack of accountability.

If you have no plan for when things go wrong, you shouldn't do it. Of course the government doesn't get that. The only thing they get is spend, spend, spend.

Brilliant plan.

Monday, December 7, 2009

The jobless number crunchers are wise to me


It seems after my first, second, and third post showing a very obvious pattern about unemployment numbers being good on Thursday and bad on Friday, someone decided enough's enough.

Humor aside, the news is positive. Jobless claims plummet to 14-month low:
The number of first-time filers for unemployment insurance fell to 466,000, the lowest level in 14 months, according to a government report released Wednesday.

That's the lowest number in the Labor Department figures since the week ended Sept. 13, 2008, and a decrease of 35,000 from the previous week's 501,000.

Unexpected drop in jobless rate sparks optimism:
Two years of steep job cuts all but ended last month, unexpectedly pulling down the unemployment rate and raising hopes for a lasting economic recovery.
Federal figures released Friday showed that the rate fell from 10.2 percent in October to 10 percent as employers shed the fewest number of jobs since the recession began two years ago. The government also said far fewer jobs were lost in September and October than first reported.

Good news! I'll take it.

Friday, December 4, 2009

Improper payments in 2009 - $327 per person

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The government made improper payments to the tune of $98 billion this fiscal year.
The federal government made $98 billion in improper payments in fiscal 2009, and President Obama will issue an executive order in coming days to combat the problem, his budget director announced Tuesday.

The 2009 total for improper payments -- from outright fraud to misdirected reimbursements due to factors such as an illegible doctor's signature -- was a 37.5 percent increase over the $72 billion in 2008, according to figures provided by Peter Orszag, director of the White House Office of Management and Budget.

For the record that is $327 per man, woman, and child who is a citizen of the U.S. It's quite a bit more if you only count taxpayers. And that isn't just the money we paid, that is simply the money we mis-paid, but we have a good habit of that.

Perhaps we should take a page from Google and find out how to make our money a positive thing.